The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Caesar Salad Boy with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.454 billion CSB SA Unionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andrews. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CSB SA Unionian economy, worth 130 trillion Saint Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,074 Saint Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB SA Union's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

CSB SA Union is ranked 247,222^nd in the world and 1,084^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 2.77 flags saluted per person per day.